
(photograph © Kiwidutch)
There is one massive drawback of our decision to not bother cooking for the two days that we have been in Leedam.
The drawback is that we never thought to have a ”Plan B”.
Since Kiwi Daughter is now mature enough to not disgrace herself in a Restaurant , we assumed that Little Mr had progressed decently in this respect as well.
We were wrong.
His day just keeps steadily unravelling, he makes unreasonable demands in shouting, whining or angry mode, his severe lack of listening skills lead me to believe that his ears must have fallen off when he got out of bed this morning…
… he’s picking for a fight at every opportunity over any real or imagined slight, his “attitude” meter is turned up as far as it will go.
In fact, his attitude meter has gone way past “now would be a sensible time to stop, kid” zone and into the ” watch out, you are seriously tempting your parents to give you away” zone.
With the crystal clear vision of 20/20 hindsight, we shouldhave just asked directions to the nearest take-a-way joint, got something quick and easy to eat or take with us and headed back to the camp-site as soon as possible.

(photograph © Kiwidutch)
Instead I made the mistake of thinking that a “Pannenkoekenrestaurant” (Pancake Restaurant) would have child-friendly fare so all we should have no problems from Little Mr.
The logic in this turned out to be only partially sound, Yes: pancakes can be considered child friendly food, but if the child is not itself in a friendly frame of mind, then maybe no menu on earth was going to bring peace and harmony to the situation.
The pancake restaurant in question is called ‘t Veerhuys and I’m sorry to say that Family Kiwidutch were not in this instance role-model customers. (well, one member of family Kiwidutch wasn’t at least).
We mistakenly assumed that Little Mr’s. grumblings were entirely due to hunger and that feeding him would improve his disposition (as is often the case at dinner-time at home).
Sadly this time his moodiness is just a continuation of an entire day’s ”out of sorts” and he moans about which pancake he wants, he decides he doesn’t want it when it comes, he demands a different one (loudly) and won’t take “no” for an answer. He refuses to sit at the table and makes such a pest of himself that Himself hastily eats the last of his own pancake, and silently scoops up a wiggling, belligerent Little Mr. under one big strong arm and heads out with our little monster to the car standing in the car-park a short distance away.
Kiwi Daughter and I listen with faces burning with embarrassment as Little Mr’s angry protestations continue all the way until he is in the car and the door is shut behind him.

(photograph © Kiwidutch)
Himself takes the drivers seat and I can see him trying to ignore the tantrum in the back. I’m left with half a meal on my plate and Kiwi Daughter with half a pancake on hers. We try and finish our plates as quickly as we can so that I can pay and we can get back to the car and out of here.
It’s a great shame because the meal is not bad at all and it would have been nice to have done it justice.
I see that they have small single serve sizes of Ben & Jerry’s ice-cream on the menu, I ask if it’s possible to take some away with us.
The lady who’s been serving us a really nice when I say that I don’t feel comfortable having dessert whilst poor Himself is stuck in the car with a small kid having a large meltdown.
She’s already witnessed most of it of course so our discomfort is obvious.
Yes, we can get some of these to take with us. I pay the bill and Kiwi Daughter and I make our way back to the car. Little Mr. has calmed down a little bit after getting the silent treatment from Himself because Himself is really angry with him. That fact is finally starting to sink in.

(photograph © Kiwidutch)
This post is less a Review of ’t Veerhuys and more an apology to them, had we realised that Little Mr. was going to turn on a show of his worst manners ever, we would have taken greater evasive action as parents and not foistered his bad behaviour on the unsuspecting public of Leerdam.
It was not the fault of the food or the Restaurant at all, just a six year old boy having an ultra-bad day and managing to ruin an evening for the whole family.
Himself and I resolve that since we have a relatively early start tomorrow, that an early bedtime for a certain child is in order. He’s still a ratty bratty back at camp but turns on his best angel face once he’s asleep.
I don’t have a clue what spanner was in Little Mr’s works today, but let’s hope that he wakes up with his emotional and mental machinery in better working order tomorrow.
Once again apologies are in order for the Restaurant… I’m sure the meal was nice, I had home-made lamb rollade with sweet garlic sauce and naturally it would have tasted it better if I hadn’t been trying to inhale it, pay and escape. Your patience with us was commendable. We were rotten customers but I was at least embarrassed enough to leave a big tip.
Travel with kids is always an “experience” of one sort or another, pancakes were a great idea, it’s just that this kid, on this day, fell flatter than any pancake and failing to read the signs well enough, that was completely our mistake.

(photograph © Kiwidutch)

(photograph © Kiwidutch)

(photograph © Kiwidutch)

(photograph © Kiwidutch)

(photograph © Kiwidutch)